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Thursday, November 30, 2006
9:55 PM

aiya~ dunno wad to say la.. juz siann-ed-ed n tired.. i didn't play even once for ytd's game wib pioneer jc la.. wtf man.. DAMN U!!

Saturday, November 25, 2006
8:31 PM

hey i've got a virtual pet! yeahhs! to qiaohao: wahaha i hav a dog!

6:13 AM

hmm.. sum v lame jokes..

1) There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend.


And as fate would have it, Shawn would be the first to pass.

Pat, hearing of his friend's illness, came to visit his dear friend one last time.

“Shawn,” said Pat, “can you hear me?”

Faintly, Shawn replied, “Yes, Paddy, I can.”

Bashfully, Pat started, “Do you remember our pact, Shawn?”

”Yes, I do Patty,” Shawn strained.

“And, you'll also remember that I was to pour the contents of a fine, old bottle of whiskey over your grave, which we have been saving for, going on 30 years now?” said Pat.

“Yes Patty, I do,” whispered Shawn.

''It's a very ‘old’ bottle now, you know,” urged Pat.

“And what are you gettin' at Pat?” asked Shawn, briskly.

“Well Shawn, when I pour the whiskey over your grave, would ya mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?”There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend.

And as fate would have it, Shawn would be the first to pass.

Pat, hearing of his friend's illness, came to visit his dear friend one last time.

“Shawn,” said Pat, “can you hear me?”

Faintly, Shawn replied, “Yes, Paddy, I can.”

Bashfully, Pat started, “Do you remember our pact, Shawn?”

”Yes, I do Patty,” Shawn strained.


“And, you'll also remember that I was to pour the contents of a fine, old bottle of whiskey over your grave, which we have been saving for, going on 30 years now?” said Pat.

“Yes Patty, I do,” whispered Shawn.

''It's a very ‘old’ bottle now, you know,” urged Pat.

“And what are you gettin' at Pat?” asked Shawn, briskly.

“Well Shawn, when I pour the whiskey over your grave, would ya mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?”


2) What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender


3) hmm.. this is reealli sick so pls hav prepare urself.. n pls dun tink tt tt daughter is me.. k? [cos its qiying.. ok juz jokin]

Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.

The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter's room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!"

"It gets worse than that," says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter's room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!"

"Oh, it gets even worse than that," says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter's room last week and you'll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms!"

I didn't even know that she had a penis!

okay so tt's all for todae.. bye!


6:08 AM

heyys go tis webbie to see sth real funny n kawaii-ne! :D
http://www.flowgo.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=2277
http://www.flowgo.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=1920

3:10 AM

had renegades carnival at knc n we played with nepten[duno howta spell]
n temasek poly n temasek jc. it was realli challenging n FUN!! although coach vivian did not turn up n tt shd b a gd ting cos we wun get scoldings, but i kinda felt disappointed.. we were quite enthu n kept cheering for each other.. hahaha.. it was realli nice but DAMN tiring cos it was DAMN IT hott! now gt headache.. it was a pity tt eileen overslept so in e end she did not turn up..

hmm.. e news said tt there is a case of a pregnant woman, n while she was shitting, she gave birth to a baby n e baby went down e sewage pipe. eww.. tt's so gross.. in e end e baby was rescued n he or she was covered in waste materials.. wonder wad he/she wud sae if sumone ask how he/she was given birth to..


there was also another one about a baby inside a baby. in e end, e baby in e baby died but e baby survived. er.. do u guys get wad i sae?

A Canadian man who could not figure out how to deal with his girlfriend's feverish 10-month-old daughter put the baby into a freezer to cool her down, a local newspaper reported on Friday

A Somerset man is accused of breaking his infant's leg and shocking the baby with a stun gun, WTAE Channel 4's Jennifer Miele reported on Thursday.
Brandon Alan Austill, 21, was arraigned on charges including six counts of aggravated assault and eight counts of reckless endangerment.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006
5:09 PM

OMG.. we are suposed to teach instead of storytelling?? wth.. it was totally different frm wad yanlaoshi told us.. she said tt we were supposed to read to pri sch kids.. but now, we are supposed to teach non-chinese kids frm p1 to p5 nxt yr chinese in english?! LOL.. n misswongpengkwee was quita pissed off wen 20 ppl signed up but onli 9 turn up.. n i soooo hate tt nan hua china guy called zhao sth.. " shou3 gui1 ju4 dian3-er~~ la" wth la.. we were QUEUING for e longan dessert.. its not like we are cut queuing or sth rite.. n oso, he was like talking unnecessarily all e time durin e briefing.. HAO LIAN BO LA LIAN!! ok.. enuff of all those.. hm.. actualli i tink tt TEACHING pri sch kids are not tt bad.. im looking forward to it :DD

btw, there wud b a gathering with mr tan king ming at seoul garden [haven decide on venue yet] on 17 dec.. pls inform huishia whether u guys wud b goin. tenjewberrimud XP

Tuesday, November 21, 2006
1:26 AM

As u all may noe, my blogskin sort of got sum problems so i havta change blogskin.. haiis.. i will find a nicer one sum dae!!

JIAYOUUS IRENE!! GOGOGO!! I MAY NOT B ABLE TO GO TO SUPPORT YOU BUT I WILL SUPPORT U MENTALLY!!

Saturday, November 18, 2006
6:47 AM

omg.. coach vivian's gonna cum coach chung cheng?? omg.. then i'll b seein her e WHOLE week!! n i mean it.. mon to sat!!! but honestly.. ppl pls dun b afraid cos she's realli funny n nice.. [much much beta than coach irene]
hmm.. wenta e cip marathon briefing todae.. boo! ade n irene n sheena pang sehh-ed me to join e other grp.. wtf.. n most prob i will b partnering angeline.. siann.. but nehh mind! tink positive!!

5:49 AM









Friday, November 17, 2006
4:32 PM

sb is sooo sweet.. its their 3rd mth anniversary!! whooohuuu!! netball kinda sucks todae.. bcos of one bossy person.. i soo hate her.. (hope tt its onli for todae..) hmm.. my sis n i joined a yoga course ytd n ytd was e first lesson.. e instructor is a friendly woman.. i can touch my toes now!! ohh yEshhhh!! soo cool man!! 11 more lessons to go!! gtg for e cip marathon briefing soon.. n I CANT B LATE!! tata~

Thursday, November 16, 2006
6:28 PM




I love u in 22 languages :DD
ENGLISH ; i love you
POLISH ; ja kocham cibie
FRENCH ; je t'aime
HINDI ; hum tumhe pyar karte hae
CZECH ; miluji te
SLOVAKIAN ; lu'bim ta
ITALIAN ; ti amo
UKRAINIAN ; ya tebe kahayu
GERMAN ; ish libe dish
CHINESE ; wo ai ni
GREEK ; s' agapo
HAWAIAN ; aloha wau ia oi
LITHUIANIAN ; tav myliu
KOREAN ; sa rang hae yo
JAPENESE ; aishiteru
ROMANIAN ; te ubsec
BOSNIAN ; volim te
ALBANIAN ; te dua
FILIPINO ; mahal kita
SPANISH ; te amo
PORTUGESE ; amo te
ARABIAN ; annah be hebic

5:33 PM

OUUUCCHHHHH!!!! i went for e dental checkup n it was terrible!! had n injection hick made my lower lip pout soo much like an idiot n summore had to walk wib it to e x-ray room.. oh shucks.. took x-rays for like 4 times.. n many many needles ( or screws?) were like goin in n out n in n out of my mouth.. there was smoke too.. n dose equipment stink!! e chio bu dentist said tt e pain wud last for two daes n i had renegades trng at 6 pm.. i was late for e trng for like.. 1/2 hr?? luckily coach vivian was in a good mood ytd.. it was fun n cooling n i pia-ed at e trng.. i was pleased wib myself cos i managed to defend a few balls.. yays! know a few renegades ppl now~~ nicole, pei wen sarah, natasha :DD.. they are funny ppl.. my passion is sort of coming bac! i hope so~

Wednesday, November 15, 2006
8:32 PM

omg i slept for 17 hours n i grew 1 cm in juz a nite! hmm.. if onli i could juz slp for 17 hours everydae, i could hit my target! haiis.. but tt wud b impossible.. haiis..

12:44 AM

2 grace class chalet 2006 is sho damnit fun!! whoohuu~ we gambled, played twister, slptn dids loads of tingys.. sum ppl fcuked n raped each other.. ahem.. shd noe hu ba.. (OMG!!) hmm.. e bbq was yummy!! esp e chicken steak.. clap clap for dawn teo!! i onli slept 1 hour++ n sOmEbOdY wenta wake me up so tt they could take my bed.. grr.. but luckily it was also e time tt i was supposed to be up so i wasn't realli mad.. missed e sunrise.. boo! we were late for netball as on our way back to e chalet frm e beach, we mistook e costa sands resort @ pasir ris to be e one @ downtown!! after e friendly at rgs i was soo exhausted tt i fell asleep even wen i was standin in e mrt! coach's briefing lasted for about 50 mins lor.. could see tt everybody, esp me n irene were snoozing off.. im v guai k? i did try VERY hard to keep awake ok.. budden still found myself falling asleep uncontrollably.. ok tt's all.. i wanna slp le.. nites!! i'll try to go online at nite.. wahahaha XP

Monday, November 13, 2006
1:18 AM

swam @ yeeloo's condo todae.. adeline learned howta swim le!! congrats! but irene.. nehh mind! jiayouus!! i wana change blogskin but i juz cant seem to go into tt webbie.. grr..

lookin forward to tml's chalet~ yippee~

Saturday, November 11, 2006
2:56 AM

todae's renegades trng was tough.. 5 rounds ard e stadium @ temasek poly -- 3 jog, 2 run.. n oso havta run here n there, up n down.. my heart was like soo tighten n i tot tt at tt time i was goin to collapse.. one of them passed out n i heard tt she had high blood pressure of 200. OMG.. she was sent home.. luckily i could cope.. hope she's well now :) haiis.. now my face is like soo damn hott.. n soo redd just like a tomato.. havin a headache too..

Wednesday, November 08, 2006
2:23 AM


sentosa was FUN!!!
we wenta play water @ e sea n also @ e water fountain..

we wenta shower in public. pearline was hotttt... lol
we waved to all e ppl in e shuttle bus(?)
i fell down n hit my head.. real hard.. *ouch!*
we took fotos by jumpin about n posin..
we also saw a cute kitty which had a wet butt..
we played beach volleyball n all e sand flew onto our faces.
we bathed n i singed while bathing.


hmm.. im lazy ok.. so i onli post one pic.. if u wanna se more, go to irene's blog!

http://piggiez-foreva.blogspot.com/