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Wednesday, May 30, 2007
7:31 AM

GATSBY hair commercials

skeleton:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrmVb_Yxjw8&NR=1
of u're happy n u noe it clap ur hair:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXr64IsYblQ&NR=1
moving rubber:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVXyyl8r2LM

hope u guys did enjoy it!:D

6:35 AM

okay.. now there's a new curfew.. i cant use e com till after 11.. !@#$%!!!

HAPPIE BURFDAE TO DEBI!! :D

n sth funny happened to huilin todae.. wahahhaha..

P.S : i noe i got a breakout recently!! dun need u to elaborate!!
OKOK!! ffFINEEEee.. i'll do as wad u sae---slp early..

Monday, May 28, 2007
8:29 AM

the cavemen story (frm xiaxue's blog):

Once upon a time very very long ago, the earth was only populated by Cavepeople and perhaps some sabertooth tigers. The Cavepeople were divided into groups by their height, coz the taller ones are usually the stronger and more successful. The tall cavepeople are leaders because it is more possible for them to find food as they are the ones who can reach higher up the trees for fruits, and go deeper into the rivers to catch fish. Not unexpectedly, they run faster too (longer legs, longer strides), thus they dun often get killed by the said sabertooth tigers. The leaders of the pack, aka the Tall Cavepeople, decided one day that Tall is good, Tall is beautiful, Tall is everything nice. Being tall cavemen, they wanted tall cavewomen too, so that the cavewomen dun look so stubbed (I dun think there is such a word, but heck.) standing beside them. Besides this, tall cavewomen cannot claim that they are too short to wash clothes in the river without being washed away. This point, the tall cavemen liked! So they started to make Tall Cavebabies by only letting the Tallest Caveman and Tallest Cavewomen have sex. And boy did they have sex! They �oooh!� and �ahhh!� all day long in the day, mating and mating. Slowly, the Short Cavepeople foresaw what is going to happen to them. You see, God was fair and mighty in those days, and he made the short cavepeople smarter instead of taller and stronger. The Short cavepeople knew that with more Tall Cavepeople, they would be kicked out of the gang to become outcasts pretty soon, and be bullied more. The Short Cavepeople were totally against the idea of the fruit of Tallest Caveman and Tallest Cavewoman�s labour. And they were short. So they can�t do much about it, except whine the whole day and give the Tallest Caveman and Tallest Cavewoman a kick whenever they passed by that eventful cave. Not that the Tallest Caveman and Tallest Cavewoman noticed of course. The Average-height Cavepeople were pissed with all the pandemonium. In fact, they were pissed with almost everything. They were the only type of people God seems to be unfair to. God gave them half brains and half height. In fact, the Average-height Cavepeople were so pissed with the constant moaning of the Tallest Caveman and Tallest Cavewoman, and the constant whining of the Short Cavepeople, that they can�t take it any longer. They took out a parang (a kinda knife their kind invented) and slaugthered the shit outta Tallest Caveman and Tallest Cavewoman. It may be interesting to note that Tallest Cavewoman was killed exactly when she got her first orgasm, also marking the first pre-historic orgasm ever (She was 13 and stood at 1.87m) in the records of history. From then on people concluded that girls like excitements such as being threatened with a parang while having sex and therefore came bondage and sado-masochism. Anyway, we can imagine the aftermath of the bloodshed. The tall cavepeople were very angry with the Average-height Cavepeople for the unreasonable killings of the Tallest of their kind. They decided they shall tolerate no more of such nonsense, and with a huff, they took the pre-historic heels they made for their then-still-not-that-tall cavewomen and left the place. Without the Tall Cavepeople�s help to catch food, the rest suffered significant losses in their meals. Secretly the smart Short Cavepeople were inventing fishing rods and arrows and spears for easier gaming, and they once tried to teach the Average-height Cavepeople how to use those things, but they were just to dumb to learn. Instead, the average-height Cavepeople decided that it was the Short Cavepeople�s fault for whining in the first place, and started to beat the Short Cavepeople up whenever they can. The Short Cavepeople, being kind-hearted fellows actually, started to decided it IS their fault that the Tallest Caveman and Tallest Cavewoman got killed. With the beatings and the guilt, they could take it no more and migrated in an opposite direction to the Tall Cavepeople. The Average height Cavepeople were in a loss. Now, they were lazy bastards and were very happy with the Short Cavepeople�s catches but now that both the Tall and Short were gone, they had no food. So they secretly followed the Short Cavepeople, and stopped a few hundred of kilometres away from them, coz they discovered that their country has a few nice islands. A few earthquakes which split the earth and a few billions years later, the Tall Cavepeople found themselves in Paris, and that�s why the supermodels all got �great height�. The phrase �looks like a model� was actually a shortened form of �Looks like a living model of the Tallest Cavewoman�. The Short Cavepeople, now having evolved into wimpy people not willing to voice any opinions (and not to mention, short), were actually there before Sang Nila Utama came to our sunny island, called Singapore.

7:08 AM

waaah.. todae's trng wib track is kinda tough but i enjoyed it very much. me n sheena ate big breakfast™ in e morning then we wenta do big business n waited for jun n eil.. we reached e stadium kinda late. the warm up was like ermm... 10 rounds in e stadium??! [i norm the most onli run 3 or 4 la!! n tt's nt warm up] n heard frm jiajia sae tt sprinters no need run so much.. juz 2 or 3 rounds can de. BIGG DIFF LEH!! then we did dodges n then duck walk, crab walk, half squats n blah blah.. the weather was damn hot but dunno y i caught a cold.*AHCHOO!!* i found out sth abt myself too-- i will burp wen i train too hard.. lol. me n sheena wenta play at e high jump area. it was like a big mattress to me n i laid there till v shuang.. haha.. but its scorching hot

*rrRROOOAAAR!!* im feeling angry now cos e every mon trng is gonna be cancelled le.. tis is e sms tt i received:
" There will be no trngs every Monday due to inconvenience caused." argh!!! e sms is like so not detailed la.. duno wad kind of inconvenience la.. !@#$%^&* n duno is hu sae de.. i realli like to run!! its v satisfying after u run 10 rounds. waah!! u shd realli try it.. u will feel a great sense of achievement. :D

Friday, May 25, 2007
2:10 AM

enjoy the clip! :D damn funny. hahahaaa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOqXlbWf9Io

tis is cute!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZM355N8BpQ&NR=1

Thursday, May 24, 2007
9:08 PM

i tink im gonna get fat! after eating so many junk foods these few daes.. i like to eat! haha.. muz burn off those fats durin trng! >.<

i ate this todae..

grilled chicken teppanyaki burger

and this ytd

zesty lime sundae
(okay i admit tt tis is i draw de.. haha.. but no choice ma! i couldnt find e pic of it..)

6:50 AM

some random pics.. :D

netball at ITE(central)

wheee~~!!

3 integrity + mr tan

i like this pic ^^

n this too ^^


6:40 AM

i had two dental appts todae. one at hpb n one in sch. i went wib jiamin to e dental at 1++ and we were shocked to be greeted by about 8 ppl in e small little mobile dental clinic.. n we waited DAMN long till e dentist suddenly noticed our presence and said very casually to meet her tml there at 8.30 tml.. wad the hell not even a sorrie and summore say tings like " eh, dun b late hor. tml's e last dae we'll be here. if u late then u go other schools to find us." !@#$%^&*

then i reached an hour early for my 4pm appt. and when it was abt time for my appt, the fire alarm suddenly rang.. FIRE DRILL. we had to evacuate. the dentist told me tt he wud reschedule my appt. he was realli nice :D (he kept apologising very sincerely n he was really caring and kind. he even said hi to me wen i did not notice him and started to apologise again)

Wednesday, May 23, 2007
4:13 AM

the sucky fat asshole.. lousy voice lousy grades.. still tink she soo pretty.. always zou guang n whoever sees it so damn suay.. only noe howta talk back.. n dun even tink wad she's tokin.. wanna tok back oso tok until so crap n so not-answering-e-qn.. F***.. damn you asshole!

3:49 AM

okay.. my toe is terribly swollen n it looks just like my thumb now.. wad shd i do?? stop playing netball so as to let it rest?? go see sin seh?? put ointment?? wear slippers to school?? argh.. wadeva man..

Friday, May 18, 2007
3:06 AM

made two new frens in a v short time! ytd during flag raising i made a new fren called isabelle. hahas. n n n i made a chubby fren like me called sabrina :DD

HAPPY BURFDAE YUHAN!!

[jiayous!! n all e best! <3]..>



HAPPIE BURFDAE SHEENA!!!
[n enjoy playing sims 2! :D].. 19 may






Thursday, May 17, 2007
5:34 PM

wahaha.. my second quiz :D

Tuesday, May 15, 2007
7:51 AM

中国话

扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
伦敦玛莉莲买了件旗袍送妈妈
莫斯科的夫司基爱上牛肉面疙瘩
各种颜色的皮肤各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话
多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上去入的变化
平平仄仄平平仄(仄仄平平仄仄平)
好聪明的中国人好优美的中国话

扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上
扁担偏要绑在板凳上
板凳偏偏不让扁担绑在那板凳上
到底扁担宽还是板凳长

哥哥弟弟坡前坐
坡上卧著一只鹅
坡下流著一条河
哥哥说宽宽的河
弟弟说白白的鹅
鹅要过河河要渡鹅
不知是那鹅过河
还是河渡鹅

全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话让世界都认真听话
纽约苏珊娜开了间禅风lounge bar
柏林来的沃夫冈拿胡琴配著电吉他
各种颜色的皮肤各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话
多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上去入的变化
平平仄仄平平仄(仄仄平平仄仄平)
好聪明的中国人好优美的中国话

有个小孩叫信上街打醋又买布
买了布打了醋
回头看见鹰抓兔
放下布搁下醋
上前去追鹰和兔
飞了鹰跑了兔洒了
醋湿了布

嘴说腿腿说嘴
嘴说腿爱跑腿
腿说嘴爱卖嘴
光动嘴不动腿光动腿不动嘴
不如不长腿和嘴
到底是那嘴说腿还是腿说嘴

全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话让世界都认真听话
全世界都在学中国话孔夫子的话越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话让世界都认真听话

Monday, May 14, 2007
6:41 AM

tml gt netball.. wonder if my toe liddat still can play not.. argh.. dun feel like seeing fatty coach's face. grr!

6:23 AM

my god i passed english!

6:13 AM